Hello Brokeasses,

Just in case you are considering a water-fast and/or chewing cardboard before another Ramen dinner, we are here to superman that ho’

This is so easy, don’t tell us you can’t cook sergeant, you can!

It takes all of  five minutes and it is delicious. We bet our ability to curse on Starved, which you should know is a huge gamble, because we are some emmineffin’ potty mouths. The Ingredients are cheap, we are not trying to psych you out.


Soy Sauce


Bean Sprouts

Ramen (genius)

Hot Sauce



Olive Oil

How to Cook: The photos are pretty self explanatory.